const brand = {
  name: "Scripted Humor",
  tagline: "Wear your code. Own the joke."
};

Ship more than
just code.

Witty coding jokes, terminal humor, and developer culture references on premium tees, hoodies, mugs, and more.

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Print-on-Demand

Every order is printed fresh. No warehouse inventory. Just your joke, delivered.

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Developer-First

Made by devs, for devs. If you get the reference, you're our people.

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US Shipping

Free standard shipping on all orders within the United States.

Why Scripted Humor?

Because programmers deserve better than generic swag. We make merch that says something about who you are — the person who types `sudo` before every important command, or who's been debugging since 6am.

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